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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Alien Abductions: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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