EvacuateMiltonMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2115	Dragon Eggs Found:	7526
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	6146
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8855	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3