EUTradeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ScreenPoke Minecraft Server

Confrontation, distractions, Minecraft, movie distractions, movie etiquette, movie interruptions, movie manners, movie theater, phone manners, phone usage, phone use, poking at screen, public behavior, screen poking, ScreenPoke, Server, Texting, theater behavior, theater etiquette

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of people using their phones in movie theaters like they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your frustration in a virtual world!

Imagine a world where you can sneak up on phone users and poke around their virtual phones until they put them away. No need to worry about getting kicked out of the theater or causing a scene – just have some fun in our server!

But beware, the phone users in our server might fight back. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll come up with to defend their virtual phones. Join now for a hilarious and chaotic experience like no other!

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

aunt, awkward, baby shower, Birthday, Cake, celebration, concern, decision, different day, Dinner, Event, family, first child, forced, MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower, Mother, One and Only, selfish, singing, strangers, tradition

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mines Excavated:	4195	Dimension Hops:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

AloneButMarried Minecraft SMP

adult life, AloneButMarried, Decision making, emotional development, INDEPENDENCE, life experiences, life milestones, Life skills, living alone, Marriage, Maturity, milestone, Minecraft, personal growth, personal responsibility, personal space, relationships, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, solo living

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest thing ever! Like, imagine this, you’re all alone in the world, just mining and building and surviving like a total boss. And then, out of nowhere, you meet this group of crazy players who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way funnier and with more explosions!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, like fighting off giant mutant chickens and riding pigs into battle. Plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, with pixelated fireworks and cake for days. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and treasure hunts we go on.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who are just as weird and awesome as you, then come join us on the most epic server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #creeperparty #blocklife

AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward hookups, awkward intimacy, awkward positions, awkward sex, awkward sexual encounters, AwkwardCraft, creeper, cringe-worthy sex, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing bedroom moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny bedroom fails, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, intimate mishaps, sexual blunders, sexual mishaps, SHEETS, uncomfortable sex, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	3670	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

Amygdala Emotion Detector

amygdala, atypical, autism, brain imaging, brain region, critical, detector, emotion, emotions, Evidence, fear, findings, functional connectivity, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroimaging, neurology, processing, research, study, threat detection

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4557
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! we’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory!

our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the floss dance! you’ll be crafting and building like a pro in no time, with more resources than a diamond mine in your backyard!

we’ve got so many mini-games, you’ll be as entertained as a chicken in a seed factory! and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a dog park!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and surviving like never before! you’ll be as hooked as a fish on a fishing rod in no time!

HumbleCraft

Active, Builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond prizes, Discord, Events, Friendly, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, rules, shopping district, Survival, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Video

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Server Name:	HumbleCraft
Version:	1.21.4
Player Age Requirement:	18+
Special Features:	Carefully selected data packs and mods
Community:	Small but active group of members from around the world

FAQ:

What is HumbleCraft?

HumbleCraft is a 18+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience.

What can you expect on the server?

A welcoming community filled with friendly and interesting people from all over the world.
A thriving and newly landscaped shopping district where you can make a diamond fortune.
An exciting gaming district featuring games created by our talented and imaginative members.
Interesting lore in the form of treasure hunts or story-based and player driven mysteries.
Events to bring out your competitive streak. Giving an opportunity to team up or compete alone to win diamond prizes.

What do we need from you?

You must be over 18 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the servers happenings and if you are willing to voice chat that’s a great bonus!

A full list of rules can be found on the Discord server. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you in the new world!

MindCraft Realm of Chaos 1.20.2

1.20.2, ABUSIVE, Chaos, Degenerate, destructive, disturbed, disturbed individual, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, inappropriate, incestual, manipulative, mentally unhinged, mindcraft, narcissist, perverted, piece of shit, Realm, Repulsive, revolting, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Vile

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, it’ll blind you with its blinginess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoteBlockCity

aita, country road, ditch, Door, Driver, driveway, ignoring, morning, neighbors, Note, NoteBlockCity, Obstacles, passenger mirror, RESPONSIBILITY, run into, sidewalks, trash cans, trash guys, trash truck, TV

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	258	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the trash cans have drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the trash can in the middle of the road.

Imagine a world where trash cans have the power to shatter mirrors and spark neighborly disputes. Will you be the one to bring order to this chaotic land, or will you toss your trash cans haphazardly and watch the drama unfold?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of dodging obstacles in the road and making questionable decisions like throwing away notes from concerned neighbors. Join now and let the trash can saga begin!

RegretfulBuyer Minecraft SMP

bad investment, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, costly mistake, decision, Disappointment, financial regret, hindsight, impulse buy, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, Purchase, regret, regretful spending, RegretfulBuyer, regrettable purchase, remorseful, smp, SPENDING, Wasted, wish I hadn’t bought

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s so lit! Like, I regret not joining sooner because it’s like a virtual paradise with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. And guess what? The owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even is that?! And there’s this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance parties, it’s wild. So yeah, join now or forever live in regret like me for not joining earlier, trust me you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you will regret it. But still, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #minecraftislife #unicornsandpizza

Elon’s Cyber Shenanigans

Computer System, cyber, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, elon musk, Elons, Government data, government security, government technology, government technology breach, government technology investigation, government technology policies, government technology protocols, government technology scandal, government technology security, government workers, it security, security measures, Shenanigans, Technology, unauthorized access, US agency

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9791	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8405	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Elon Musk’s aides running amok and locking government workers out of computer systems! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a few alien sightings. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Mind Server

brain awareness, brain care, brain cognition, brain development, brain empowerment, brain fitness, brain function, brain health, brain longevity, brain maintenance, brain protection, brain resilience, brain support, brain vitality, brain wellness, cognitive function, Crafty, human right, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Mind, neurological health, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Towns Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh? do u like to build crazy sh*t and have a good time? then come join our server! we have unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and a secret portal to the land of chocolate. our mods are all trained circus clowns who will entertain u while u play. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on down and let’s get this party started!

BudderCraft

BudderCraft, Community, Creative, Custom Enchants, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Player Markets, Player Ranks, PvE, Quests, resource packs, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	7

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed for Badlion and Lunar clients. Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban.
What type of PvP system does the server use?	The server uses a 1.9+ style PvP system and discourages the use of outdated 1.8 PvP strategies.
Are large scale farms allowed on the server?	No, large scale farms that generate excessive items per minute are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy.
Is joining the Discord server mandatory?	Joining the Discord is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community engagement.

Ready to join BudderCraft?

Join with the IP: play.buddercraft.net

Lost Vibe Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, collaborations, controversy, damaged reputation, destructive actions., Downfall, Drama, fanbase, half decent ship, Lost, negative impact, negative influence, online drama, Realms, ruined relationships, ruins, sabotage, social media drama, toxic behavior, VIBE, virtual world, vtubing

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Votes:	7454
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’re talking about chaos, destruction, and mayhem at every turn!

Forget about building beautiful ships or working together with your friends, because on this server, everything gets RUINED! Your hard work will be destroyed in the blink of an eye, leaving you in a state of shock and disbelief.

But hey, who needs a fanbase anyway, am I right? Join us on this server where we’ll tear down everything you’ve ever loved and cherished in the world of Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss out on!

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of having everything you hold dear RUINED in the most spectacular and outrageous ways possible! It’s a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

MobilityCrafters

ableism, accessibility rights, Asian American, Cerebral Palsy, cultural diversity, disability rights, discrimination, Diversity, family time, inclusion, MobilityCrafters, parenting, Playground, playground accessibility, playground design, playground etiquette, playground fun, racism, spastic diplegia, wheelchair accessibility, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Potions Brewed:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of dealing with playground bullies in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, regardless of their abilities or background!

Our server is so inclusive, even players with spastic diplegia can enjoy playing without any limitations. No more mean comments or discrimination, just pure fun and excitement!

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated with respect and kindness. Build your dream playground, go on epic adventures, and make new friends along the way. Say goodbye to negativity and hello to a community that celebrates diversity!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s create a virtual world where everyone is accepted and valued. Let’s show the haters that we’re here to stay and play!

MexiCraft Server: Plane Crash Edition

#authorities, airplane accident, airplane crash, Aviation, Condolences, crash, crash site, Edition, Fatalities, Flight, International, investigation, Latin America, Mexican citizens, Mexican president, mexico, MexiCraft, News, Philly plane crash, plane, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimension Hops:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the mexican citizens who survived a plane crash in philly, like, how crazy is that? the mexican president even said so, so you know it’s legit. join now and be part of this wild adventure, like, who knows what other insane stories you’ll be a part of on this server, dude. come on, don’t miss out on all the fun!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	11