haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
New Chunks Explored: 352452 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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