haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Holy Grails Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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