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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
Emeralds Found: 3196 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Magic Items Found: 3193 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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