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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 147 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7080 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.
so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!
