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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Crops Grown: 7882 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Star Shards Collected: 55 New Chunks Explored: 799104
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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