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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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