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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
Endless Night Skies: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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