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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Emeralds Found: 5870

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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