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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
Gods Slained: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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