Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Farms Harvested:	813	Animals Bred:	56
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3226	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	198	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5514
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2910	Enchantments Applied:	57
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	523	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Farms Harvested:	820
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.