Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6023
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3434	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	63	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Crops Grown:	7465	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	3700	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchantments Applied:	159	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Emeralds Found:	8067	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Animals Bred:	194	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	4861	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2522	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	New Chunks Explored:	175942
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	4593

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.