Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	2991	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	4992

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	2134	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Astral Projections Made:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	838
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8382	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mines Excavated:	4675	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Star Shards Collected:	136
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.