Epic Fails Minecraft Server

criticism, determination, Disappointment, Epic, Fails, Failures, Life, Losers, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NEGATIVE, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, success

Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Towns Built:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magic Items Found:	6650	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
New Chunks Explored:	960624	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	813
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	New Chunks Explored:	126041
Dragon Eggs Found:	5994	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2065	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	2026	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2509	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	59

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.