Epic Fails Minecraft Server

criticism, determination, Disappointment, Epic, Fails, Failures, Life, Losers, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NEGATIVE, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, success

Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Animals Bred:	104	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Towns Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	124	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!