Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magic Items Found:	2167
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9051
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	8336	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	4724
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Towns Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Farms Harvested:	909	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.