Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2815	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mines Excavated:	4160	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	135	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Items Found:	4151
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ores Mined:	8413
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.