Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Towns Built:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	58	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	3313	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runes Activated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2594	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchantments Applied:	264
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1914
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	6184
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.