Epic Fails Minecraft Server

criticism, determination, Disappointment, Epic, Fails, Failures, Life, Losers, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NEGATIVE, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, success

Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamland Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Dreamland Survival!

This server is currently run on 1.16.1 Java edition and, as the name implies, is a Survival server. Of course, there are a few twists. There are many plugins that help make your experience more enjoyable if you’re a bit lazy, including the Jobs plugin (If you want easy money) and a Shop plugin (If you think it’s too much work to get the materials yourself.)

We do have towny and grief prevention plugins if you want to protect your land as well.

Besides those common plugins, we have less common ones as well, including Minetinker, which gives you more enchanting options AND you can pick and choose which enchantments you want to make your tools better. We also have falling meteorites, which can contain rare and valuable loot.

If you’re looking for a welcoming small-knit community and an active owner, this server is the place to be!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blossomheart

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Blossomheart.minehut.gg

What does Blossomheart offer? Crates with custom items and obtainable by just playing! Jobs 1000+ Quests Chestshops Custom Coded Warps Friendly Community Texture Pack Custom Items 12 diffrent Jobs 1000+ Quests Join now blossomheart.minehut.gg

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cherry Blossom SMP || 1.17.1 – 1.19 || Ranks || Towny || mcMMO || Economy || Graves || NO Pay-to-Win || Bedrock Crossplay

bedrock, Brewery, Customitems, Economy, Eulacompliant, Eulafriendly, Graves, MCMMO, Nogrief, Nogriefsurvival, Nopay2win, Nopaytowin, Pets, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Safepvp, Survival, Towny, Uniqueexpierience

🌸 Cherry Blossom 🌸 is a family friendly(PG) server that was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while offering a variety of plugins and commands that enhance the minecraft experience such as /warps, /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! We want to be your “home” server where you can relax and enjoy a wonderful survival experience for both java and bedrock players!

Simple and effective spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs.

JAVA IP: cherryblossom.apexmc.co(If this IP doesn’t work for some reason, use: 147.135.31.45:25655)

BEDROCK IP: cherryblossom.apexmc.coBEDROCK PORT: 25655 Connecting to Bedrock

Bedrock players can use the following commands:/offhand – Swaps items from main-hand to off-hand like java/advancements – See all of the java advancements for your account.

Game version: 1.17.1 (1.18 compatible)

Discord:https://discord.gg/JkVmvn54CS

Founded 8-01-21

CoreProtect Anti-Grief :Can’t afford a town yet? Don’t worry! Griefing is not allowed, and if it happens we can roll it back!

Private Vault Plots:Purchase a vault at /warp vault for a permanent bank! Comes with a teleport, TONS of storage, and an ender chest.

NO PAY-TO-WIN. EVER:EULA friendly donation options. We only offer fun and cosmetics to support the server.

Dynmap:View the entire towny map and town borders!http://cherryblossom.apexmc.co:6921/

Misc and QoL plugins:Brewery plugin! Invisible item frames via /itf. Item pickup filter via /itemfilter.

Ranks:Spend your hard earned in-game money to rank up and unlock new pets and permissions such as more locks, sethomes, /back, /workbench, /anvil, /enderchest, /condense, /nick, /fly and more!

Grave system:If you die your inventory and levels will be stored in a little gravestone for 1 hour and even tell you the coordinates in chat. In an emergency you can teleport to your grave for $500 with /graves.

Unique Custom Items and Crates/Keys:Obtain various keys that open loot crates just by playing! These keys are ONLY obtained through gameplay and never sold in the donor shop. These crates reward you with gear unobtainable anywhere else!

mcMMO:Progress your character and level up just by playing to unlock powerful and useful abilities.

Server shop:Sell items to the general store to make quick money.

Towny:Rank up to knight to be able to purchase and manage your own town.

Player shops:Baron rank can buy their own display shops. Shop in the player market at /warp vault or set up a shop of your own!

Player economy:Buy and sell items to other players with ease using the /auctionhouse or buy/sell from player shops in /warp vault!

Money from mobs:Kill mobs, animals, and bosses to earn money.

Come give us a try! We have miscellaneous features for fun such as /sit, chairs, and invisible item frames. We always take suggestions!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JANGO PVP

KitPvP, PvP

This is a very basic pvp server. Fight other players, and get better weapons by buying them from the shop! To earn money, you just half to simply wait. You can go AFK, and still make money! The arena players fight in, is an abandoned city. There are secret spots, and Sewers! There are 3 secret villagers hidden around the world with secret items you can buy! Good Luck!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SaltyStarlightMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SaltyStarlightMC, We are a new towny survival server for 1.20.4! Here we have custom generation for biomes and improved Minecraft structures! With new biomes to explore the possibilities are endless! There are lots of new areas to explore to find the perfect fit for your town. Here we use diamonds as currency and multiple ranks to earn by playtime, we hope you enjoy and can’t wait to see you on!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	8026	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support

119server, 119smp, 120server, 120smp, Asexual, Auctions, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedrocksupport, Casual, Cavesandcliffs, Claims, Claimshovel, Community, Communitydriven, Cratekeys, Crates, Creative, EASY, Economy, Flight, Gay, Gaypride, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Largebiomes, Largeworld, Lastlife, Lesbian, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, MCMMO, Plots, Plugins, Pocketedition, PvP, smp, Survival, Trans

Welcome to Prism Party! We are an LGBTQ+ friendly community server offering creative and survival game-modes, regular server events, and more. Join us today!

play.prismparty.net [25565 Java – 19132 Bedrock]

Join us on Discord!

💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support Minecraft Server

“5/5” – epic_gamer777 (class pet)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AvatarMc

Survival, Vanilla

Hey Everyone! Are you looking for: A Survival, Avatar The Last Airbender-Themed JAVA Server A place to make new friends! Staff Applications open rn! Dm fattypatty#1912 on Discord for the IP! Everyone Join Right Now!!!! (no lag!!!!)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RegionalMc

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MC Magma Survival – Updated to 1.20.4!

Survival

Welcome to MC Magma Survival!

Our goal is to create a welcoming and friendly atmosphere in a survival server. We wish for this to translate to gameplay as well, therefore we have protection from griefers for a worry-free experience. If you do get griefed, one of our staff members will use CoreProtect to identify the griefers and reverse the damage they have done. We also have keep inventory enabled, so you do not have to stress about losing items.

Also, we have other standard survival server features like /sethome, Essentials, mcMMO, ChestShop, and more.

Come check the server out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	3454

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WoolyLands

KitPvP

WoolyLands is a unique 1.4.7-1.12.2 Kit PvP server made by Yukky, and AP Clan. There are cool kits, ranks, perms, and rewards in crates. The server is still being worked on, but soon there will be an early whitelisting period, where people on the discord can put their IGNs in the chat room, and staff on the server will whitelist them, before the server’s official opening date.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2800	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crescenta Nations/SMP [1.18-1.20]

Amplifiednether, Casual, Deadlydisasters, Eco, Economy, Essentials, Essentialsx, Lands, Nations, smp, Survival, Terralith, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Worldgeneration

Crescenta is a semi-casual nations-SMP roleplay experience that grows with its community, both figuratively and literally!Explore the world, make a town, make a nation, invite your friends! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Some of the things you can do on Crescenta!– Claim Land, Make Towns and Nations!– Make Alliances!– Declare Wars!– Explore the World of Barathos!– Become a Nether Bandit, it’s anarchy there!

Some of Crescenta’s Features!– Brewery!– Dynmap!– Custom World!– 1:4 Nether Scaling! There’s 4 TIMES as much nether, and so much more netherite to mine!– Long lasting worlds! Our unique strategies allow for worlds to be fresh and new for much longer than others! Make something and have it last!

Server IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.hostServer Version: 1.18.x-1.20.x

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	397	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

notenoughGames

Mini Games

There are never enough games Please enjoy playing 😀 Murder Skywars And more! Come play today!! There are never enough GAmes!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cyrus Community

Vanilla

A newly born server with the goal of making the game as pleasant and interesting as possible. Our server is not completely original vanilla because we have plugins that enable an easier and more interesting game for players, and we also try to find the best optimization. Everyone is welcome on the server and we are trying to expand our community into a nicer place.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [PVP] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[SURVIVAL] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

Activestaff, Challenges, Economy, Events, Faction, Factions, Landclaim, Lands, PvP, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Towns

🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

We have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!

– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

🔥💰🏰🌄

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Towns Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Magma MC

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Magma MC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! Server Version: 1.16.2 Survival Active owners/admin keep inventory Land Claims Grief Prevention we are adding minigames

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!