Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Valturian

    Valturian

    Welcome to Valturian SMP, the ultimate server experience where magic meets mayhem! Immerse yourself in a world of wonder and excitement as you embark on a journey filled with dark auctions, custom weapons, diverse classes, empires, kingdoms, farming, PvPing, a thriving economy, challenging bosses, daily shops, a colossal medieval spawn, and detailed Player Profiles.

    Dive into the enchanting realms of Valturian SMP, where magic isn’t just a fantasy—it’s a way of life. Our server boasts a unique and immersive magical system that allows players to master powerful spells, concoct potions, and harness mystical forces to gain the upper hand in battles or enhance their farming endeavors. Discover the secrets of the arcane as you unravel the mysteries of Valturian.

    Engage in heart-pounding adventures with our dark auctions, where rare and powerful items await the highest bidder. Customize your arsenal with weapons forged in the fires of creativity—our server features an array of meticulously crafted custom weapons that cater to every playstyle. Whether you prefer ranged attacks, melee combat, or magic spells, Valturian SMP ensures a diverse and thrilling combat experience.

    Choose your destiny with our unique classes system that allows you to tailor your gameplay to your preferences. Whether you’re a master of the arcane, a fierce warrior, or a cunning rogue, the possibilities are endless. Form alliances, build empires, and establish kingdoms with fellow players, creating a dynamic and ever-evolving world where your decisions shape the course of the server.

    Valturian SMP isn’t just about battles and conquests—it’s a thriving community where farmers, merchants, and adventurers coexist. Cultivate your own piece of the server with our extensive farming system, where you can grow crops, raise animals, and become a self-sufficient force in the world. Participate in the server’s economy by trading resources, buying and selling items, and establishing your own market niche.

    Engage in intense PvP battles, challenging bosses, and daily shops that offer a variety of goods to aid you on your journey. The medieval spawn, a grand and breathtaking centerpiece, sets the tone for your epic adventures in Valturian SMP. Immerse yourself in a world of grandeur, where towering structures, detailed landscapes, and hidden secrets await discovery.

    Keep track of your progress and accomplishments with our Player Profiles feature, allowing you to showcase your achievements, stats, and contributions to the server. Connect with other players, form alliances, and leave your mark on the rich tapestry of Valturian SMP.

    Join us on Valturian SMP and experience a server like no other—a realm where magic, mystery, and mayhem converge to create an unparalleled Minecraft adventure. Your epic journey begins here!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Get saucy on MustardCraft: where you’ll relish the modded fun! 🌭🔥

    Get saucy on MustardCraft: where you’ll relish the modded fun! 🌭🔥
    Summary 📜
    MustardCraft is a Create mod-focused mod pack survival SMP with many features to provide a fun experience where you can make locomotives to oil refineries.
    Server Info ℹ️
    Releases: 9/21/2024
    Version: 1.20.1 Java
    Focus: based around Create Mod
    Mods 🎮
    Create Mod ⚙️ – Create Mod uses gears to automate products and more.
    Chipped Mod 🏠 – Chipped Mod has many colorful and plentiful blocks to decorate/build with.
    Simple Voice Chat 🎙️ – Simple Voice chat uses proximity to communicate with other players.
    Alex’s Mobs 🦏 – Alex’s Mobs has many mobs to fill up the huge landscape with each of the mobs having useful items.
    Sophisticated Backpacks 🎒 – Sophisticated Backpack’s is a storage mod that can do many things.
    Lightman’s Currency 💵 – Lightman’s Currency is an economy mod that is used to do transactions in trade with players.
    Farmer’s Delight 🍉 – Farmer’s Delight is a food mod that brings many tasty food to your world.
    Region’s Unexplored 🌎 – Region’s Unexplored is a mod that adds many various biomes with each having its own beauty.
    Links 🔗
    Discord: Mustard Craft Discord

    FAQ

    1. What is MustardCraft?

    MustardCraft is a Create mod-focused mod pack survival SMP server aimed at providing a fun and engaging experience for players to build and explore.

    2. When is the server releasing?

    The server is set to release on 9/21/2024.

    3. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    The server is running on version 1.20.1 Java.

    4. What mods are included in MustardCraft?

    Some of the key mods included in MustardCraft are Create Mod, Chipped Mod, Simple Voice Chat, Alex’s Mobs, Sophisticated Backpacks, Lightman’s Currency, Farmer’s Delight, and Region’s Unexplored.

    5. How can I join the MustardCraft Discord?

    You can join the MustardCraft Discord by following the link provided under the Links section.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7920 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Lagoon Black Minecraft Server

    Lagoon Black Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to experience a Minecraft server like no other? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where skeletons are actually just misunderstood dancers, and where the Ender Dragon is just a big, friendly lizard looking for a buddy to play with.

    Join our server and experience a Black Lagoon reboot like you’ve never seen before! In this wacky version, Roanapur is a peaceful paradise where the Lagoon Company spends their days learning valuable life lessons and spreading positivity. Revy is no longer a tough gunslinger, but a lovable tomboy who just wants to build sandcastles with you.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with meme humor, unlikely friendships, and zero shooting (because who needs violence when you have friendship, am I right?). Trust me, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft SMP

    /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (she graduated from Minecraft University, you know), and Reimu.

    Enna will serenade you with her beautiful builds, Millie will whip up some crazy redstone contraptions, Nina will show you the ropes with her expert Twitch streams, and Reimu will lead you on epic adventures through the Nether and beyond.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has Ethyria Essentials, where you can find all the secret tips and tricks to dominate the game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 4108
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 94 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

    CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that accepts everyone, no matter their orientation? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re straight, gay, or even a blocksexual (yes, we accept all orientations, even the ones you just made up).

    Join us and experience a world where discrimination is not allowed, just like creepers in your house. We don’t tolerate any hate speech, just like we don’t tolerate players who build ugly dirt houses (seriously, use some creativity).

    And hey, if you’re worried about your girlfriend getting mad because someone called you gay, don’t worry! On our server, being called gay is a compliment. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to fabulous rainbow-themed builds.

    So come on in, join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome, even those who think diamonds are overrated (weirdos).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 New Chunks Explored: 919836
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Villages Defended: 16
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DietDrama-FreeZone

    DietDrama-FreeZone
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Lisa’s kale smoothie recipes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a never-ending episode of The Biggest Loser.

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about calorie tracking and meal prep. We’ve got more action-packed quests than Lisa has kale chips, and more surprises than a boomerang made of broccoli.

    Join us and escape the never-ending diet talk. Who knows, you might even run into a player who’s turning into a carrot! Don’t be rude like Lisa’s coworker, come join the fun and leave the food lectures behind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🥳🎉

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockyBadParentz

    BlockyBadParentz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy parents who will make you question your sanity! Join now for a chance to witness parents throwing tantrums over virtual block building and hear them scream obscenities at their kids through the chat. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and Endermen! Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 New Chunks Explored: 713203

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Jinx Modded Server

    Jinx Modded Server

    Are you ready to transform your Minecraft world into something extraordinary?

    Introducing Better Minecraft Mod Pack – where creativity knows no bounds, and adventure awaits at every corner!

    Why Choose Better Minecraft Mod Pack?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ICraft Network

    ICraft Network

    Spanish server with /premium and /offline after registration ESP 1.21.1 | SEMI PREMIUM | Residences | Jobs | Elevators | Backpacks | Kit | Ranks

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Meow-craft Adventures 1.21.1 – Now with purr-fect economy and cat-tastic McMMO!

    Meow-craft Adventures 1.21.1 – Now with purr-fect economy and cat-tastic McMMO!

    Felis & Fable Minecraft Server

    Feature Description
    Protected Homes Stake your claims with a golden shovel, earn claim clocks, set up to 10 teleports
    Keep Inventory Keep your items after death
    Server-Wide Warps Set up to 10 warps to shops, homes, or other locations
    Mailboxes Send letters or gifts to friends with crafted mailboxes
    Player Vaults Access up to 10 player vaults for extra storage
    Kits Claim newbie kit and other kits as you level up
    PyroFishing Catch new fish, make deliveries, sell fish, upgrade rods
    PyroMining Mine gemstones, sell fluxes, summon special bosses with rune dust
    McMMO Skills leveling feature with benefits as you level up
    Jobs Get paid for various tasks like fishing, mining, etc.
    Shops Create player shops to sell items to others
    Voice Chat Simple Voice Chat using proximity for in-game communication
    Invisible Item Frames Toggle visibility of item frames

    FAQ

    How do I get whitelisted on the server?

    Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.

    Are there any resource packs or mods recommended for the server?

    Yes, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods for the best experience.

    How do I stake claims on protected homes?

    Use a golden shovel to stake your claim, and earn claim clocks or purchase more.

    Can I create my own player shop?

    Yes, player shops are easy to create and can help you make money by selling items to other players.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Brazilian Soda Pop Minecraft Server

    Brazilian Soda Pop Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the best soft drink is Brazilian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical vending machine in the game. They inserted a diamond block and out popped the most delicious Brazilian soft drink they had ever tasted. From that day on, they knew this server was something special.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to discover more hidden treasures like the magical vending machine. Who knows what other Brazilian delights await you in this pixelated paradise? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s explore this wacky world together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7162
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 157 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

    Why   are   all   controllers   nowadays   dogshit?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

    So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma

    MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.

    Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.

    Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.

    So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms

    BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms
    Imagine a world where people thought it was okay to NOT join our epic Minecraft server! In 50 years, they’ll look back and wonder how anyone could resist the temptation of our server’s awesomeness. We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Don’t be left in the past, join us now and be a part of history in the making!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 236 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CollideSMP

    CollideSMP

    The Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The Discord

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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