EmpireMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Contact Torture Minecraft Server

breakup advice, breakup counseling, breakup healing, breakup pain, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup therapy, Contact, Emotional healing, emotional pain, healing, healing after breakup, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, self growth, self love, self-care, Server, torture

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of the real world constantly bombarding you with texts, calls, and emails? Do you dream of a place where you can escape the constant barrage of communication and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and say goodbye to all forms of contact with the outside world. No more annoying notifications interrupting your gaming sessions. No more obligations to respond to messages from friends or family. Just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft fun!

Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget what it’s like to have a phone or computer in the first place. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow players who share your love for all things blocky?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate escape from the torture of constant contact. Trust us, you won’t miss those texts and calls once you’re mining for diamonds and exploring our crazy custom world.

Decline of Christianity Minecraft SMP

belief systems, Christianity, conservatism, culture, Decline, Democracy, Government, influence, Liberalism, Minecraft, morality, Politics, power, Religion, religious freedom, secularism, smp, social change, society, tradition, VALUES, Western world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate the treacherous waters of the Decline of Christianity in the Western world.

Forget about building farms and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be too busy dealing with political intrigue and power struggles. Will you join the faction of the Atheists who are trying to take over the server with their logic and reason? Or will you align yourself with the die-hard Christians who are fighting tooth and nail to keep their religion alive in a world that’s turning its back on them?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret society on the server that’s pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Are they trying to save Christianity or destroy it once and for all? Only time will tell as you navigate the murky waters of this Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

mc.ultrareal.xyz

Buy, Creative, Earn, KitPvP, mc, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Players, PvP, Server, Skywars, Streamers, Survival, ultracoins, ultrareal, XYZ

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

MC.ULTRAREAL.XYZ

This server is made For Streamers.

Earn ultracoins to buy stuff on the server and be better than other players

welcome to mc.ultrareal.xyz

mc.ultrareal.xyz

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

achromatopsia, animation, Anime, asian, bipolar tendencies, character design, color filters, Doujins, high-tier concept, humor, inbetweeners, Japanese voice actors, keyframe animators, LAUGH, loud, manchildren, Mangas, Maturity, Minecraft, monochromacy, Server, Spaghetti Westerns, Timing, Writing, writing school.

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a spaghetti western!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our anime-inspired world will have you laughing at the lack of mouth animations and questionable character coloring choices. Plus, our Asian characters have more mood swings than a rollercoaster – it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids!

And don’t even get us started on the animation process – who needs keyframe animators when you have inbetweeners, am I right? It’s like watching a Picasso painting come to life, but with more confusion and less talent.

But wait, there’s more! Our doujins and mangas are so beautifully uncolored, you’ll swear you’re living in a black and white world. And our lack of writers? Who needs ’em when you have magic wizards shooting guns at each other for 20 minutes straight?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to facepalm more times than you can count – it’s all part of the fun!

/Mine/Laugh/ – Minecraft SMP Comedy Club

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, club, comedy, Daily check-in rewards, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineLaugh, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, special program, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds sing!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. They danced the night away and even got a special creeper DJ to drop some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what craziness awaits you around the corner?

LuncherTown

Claim, Community, Economy, economy plugin, Fun, Gaming, Indian, Indian server, LifeSteal, LuncherTown, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Transactions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.

luncherhometown.fr.to:6421

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	4308
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	264
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3213	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Emeralds Found:	7452	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Players:	106/300	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Magic Items Found:	2505
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Votes:	5103
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	247
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12