so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • No Dealy Minecraft SMP

    No Dealy Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: it’s September 26th, 2024, and AEW still isn’t renewed. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Want to build a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama racing league? Why not! The possibilities are endless, just like the wait for AEW to get renewed. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

    FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!
    Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

    On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

    And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

    CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

    And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TaiwanTrekkerCraft

    TaiwanTrekkerCraft
    lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Towns Built: 9 Star Shards Collected: 161

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Mind Patterns

    Crafty Mind Patterns
    u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

    join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

    so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

    Next World Cup Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineCraft24HrLife

    MineCraft24HrLife
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 287
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

    Lost Smell Syndrome Craft
    so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

    Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla++ with mods
    Active Players 10
    Mods Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
    Features Active voice chat, proximity chat

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Please message me for our server discord information.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

    Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

    A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 817951 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • > Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

    > Money Inflated Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BachTripBillsB4Brides

    BachTripBillsB4Brides
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

    But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Animals Bred: 133

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil

    WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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