so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • JetCraftRomania

    JetCraftRomania
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6227 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

    Transgender Couples Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

    Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

    ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

    Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

    So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

    Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • AlumniClapbackCraft

    AlumniClapbackCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

    Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

    So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

    PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CartoonCraftLand

    CartoonCraftLand
    Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

    Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Springy New Year Respawn

    Springy New Year Respawn
    come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

    we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

    our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Crops Grown: 5664 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

    Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem
    so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

    Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

    Griefer server

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

    But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

    Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

    So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LootCraft Minecraft Server

    LootCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

    Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GlazedGamerZzz

    GlazedGamerZzz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

    Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

    LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

    Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

    Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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