so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP – /2 Hug/ – Creeper Cuddles

    Minecraft SMP – /2 Hug/ – Creeper Cuddles
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where cute girls shoot other cute girls in a bullet hell showdown!

    But that’s not all, we also have a special event where players can become the Hero of Ice Fairy and battle it out for the title of Ultimate Fairy Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret black market where you can trade rare items and power-ups with shady characters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the Lotus Eaters and become the Cheating Detective Satori of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

    JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

    Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

    HabitDrop Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyParentz

    CraftyParentz
    Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

    MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server
    So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

    Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

    So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyLePenFraudEU

    CraftyLePenFraudEU
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

    we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

    if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 New Chunks Explored: 252848
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Nature Sensory Fun Craft

    Nature Sensory Fun Craft
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

    FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

    STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

    SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

    Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!
    Server Name Crimson Networks
    Server Type SMP
    Release Date September 5th, 2024
    Features MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

    Overview:

    Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. When is the building competition?

    The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

    2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

    1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

    3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

    The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

    4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

    1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

    5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

    The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

    For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

    But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

    So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

    my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GoneCountryNoTellAITA

    GoneCountryNoTellAITA
    Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

    Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

    Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

    So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2845 Enchantments Applied: 61
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

    FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

    MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!
    Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

    From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 156
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

    Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

    Features
    Towny
    MCMMO
    Enhanced World Generation

    Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Towny? Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
    What is MCMMO? MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
    What is Enhanced World Generation? Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players? Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
    How can I join Aurelia? Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • War Projector Minecraft Server

    War Projector Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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