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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Players Killed by Monsters: 6231
Animals Bred: 168 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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