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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found: 6272 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Magic Items Found: 4925 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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