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Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Secret Passages Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Autism Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyBullyz

BlockyBullyz, bullying, Cyber Security, cyberbully awareness, cyberbully prevention, cyberbully support, cyberbullying, digital bullying, digital harassment, Digital World, Harassment, Holobully, hologram, internet, mental health, online bullying, online safety, social media, Technology, virtual bullying, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

battle pass, content-updates, Dash, Disney, disney speedstorm, free unlock, Gaming Community, ign, in-app purchases, in-game purchases, kart, mario kart 8, MAYHEM, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile game, monetization changes, new events, new season, Online Multiplayer, racing game, real money, Steamboat Pete, upset players, virtual currency

Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Epic Weapons Forged:	7