Elysiums.net | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	5211	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	884278

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	161
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	76

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1189
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	743

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3537	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Items Found:	6872
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5