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Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	2731	Emeralds Found:	6185
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mines Excavated:	2045	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	297	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1242	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3