Are you tired of Elon Musk ruining your Twitter experience? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building a virtual world where Elon Musk is banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Watch as he tries to tweet but no one can see it because he’s stuck in a lava pit! Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a giant creeper to blow up his virtual mansion whenever you want. Say goodbye to Elon Musk’s Twitter reign of terror and hello to endless laughs on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Towns Built: 8
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 3641
    Villages Defended: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Magic Items Found: 3144
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Emeralds Found: 2172
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6940 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Emeralds Found: 5642
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 489
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 162 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2741 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Farms Harvested: 811
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 282 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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