Elon’s Inferno Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

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Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Phat Shack

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	730822	Dragon Eggs Found:	7249

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCreeperClan

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, this server is here to save the day! Join this server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding dolphins, zombie dance parties, and creepers doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can fly like a majestic chicken, ride a giant turtle into battle, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve who once tamed a herd of llamas and rode them into the sunset!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8425	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AlienCraft: Where the UFOs are Real!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our staff team. They are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding on pigs. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	805	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mediocre Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and become part of an epic team where we take on creepers and zombies like never before. Our team is so legendary that even Herobrine himself didn’t answer the call when we challenged him to a duel!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a diamond mine that’s so rich, it’ll make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Potions Brewed:	199	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VShojo+ Crafty Chaos – Join the Fun!

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Join our Minecraft server, the Family Sticks Together Edition! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have VShojo and vtubers who frequently associate with them! The debut was epic and we even have a lore video that will blow your mind. Our schedule is so organized, it’s symmetrical – that’s how you know we mean business. Plus, when nobody’s live, you can enjoy the peace and quiet or go on crazy adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Our VShojo crew includes Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mochi, Mouse, and Zen. These streamers are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft and make it a memorable experience for you. And if you’re into dedicated discussions, we have channels for Kson, Henya, and more!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s going to be legendary!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchantments Applied:	118
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	3928	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GamerGoneWild: RIP CreeperKing, the OG of Minecraft

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🌟 Love him or hate him, Steve was the ultimate gamer. His death was not just a loss, but an inflection point in gaming history. It’s as if his presence was keeping some nefarious Force at bay.

Join our Minecraft server and be a part of the legend. Who knows, maybe Steve will rise from the dead and lead us to victory against the creepers and zombies!

Experience the thrill of building pixelated wonders and battling enemies in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1