Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ores Mined: 1928

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimension Hops: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dimension Hops: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Emeralds Found: 7357
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Farms Harvested: 626

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mines Excavated: 2890
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 395 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Players Killed by Monsters: 1407
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Emeralds Found: 7221
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7527 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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