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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6572 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4841 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 3045 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.