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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9376 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.