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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2968 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.
Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!