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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5138 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.
Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!