so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Dimension Hops: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 1726

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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