so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Meteorites Collected: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Animals Bred: 154 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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