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GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

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Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Runes Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Spears Created:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5311
Animals Bred:	198	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8731	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MentalMinecraftSMP

mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, mental illness acceptance, mental illness advocacy, mental illness awareness., mental illness causes, mental illness education, mental illness facts, mental illness impact, mental illness medication, mental illness recovery, mental illness resources, mental illness statistics, mental illness stigma reduction, mental illness support, mental illness symptoms, mental illness therapy, mental illness treatment, mental illness understanding, MentalMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	691386	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EpicFailDifficulty

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Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MonarchyAxedCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	64	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Farms Harvested:	339
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

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come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Miturcaragua

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Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	4096	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2029	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	254	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Emeralds Found:	8181
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95