Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
Magic Items Found: 1875 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Woke Gamers

    Crafty Woke Gamers
    Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

    So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

    Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Divine Spears Created: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

    FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition
    Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

    Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

    FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

    Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

    MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

    But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

    So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

    Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Zombie Dances: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition
    Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 New Chunks Explored: 324054
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 325 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 652754 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

    Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

    But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

    So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 446 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

    Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

    And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9567 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

    Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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