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Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1417	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Gif Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Is Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

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Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

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-Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Illinois TV Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crops Grown:	9796	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Animals Bred:	113
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crops Grown:	3935