Eat My Beast – FTB Stoneblock 3 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	263
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	849893	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1514
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	2806	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Votes:	3301

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Dragon Eggs Found:	6170

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7065	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Villages Defended:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	96
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7756	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	105/200	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3