Eastleigh College Lifesteal Towny | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCongrats

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that if you can write, you can read the contract! And let me tell you, this contract is no ordinary piece of paper. It’s written in ancient hieroglyphics and must be deciphered using only your wit and cunning.

Once you’ve proven your intelligence by decoding the contract, you’ll be granted access to our server, where you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine diamonds with just one swing!

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive powers for yourself?

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So what are you waiting for? Sign that contract and let the fun begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeperz: Where we mine diamonds and leak Metal Gear Rising screenshots!

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Looking for some epic Minecraft adventures that are more mysterious than a leaked Metal Gear Rising 2 screenshot? Well, look no further! Our server is so top-secret, even the leakers can’t find it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a Metal Gear Solid 6 directed by a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Creepers: Are They Like This?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even a few golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not that last part, but they’re still pretty cool).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while grooving to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

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Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	551
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Chromatica: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Skeletons Unionize

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Chromatica SMP Overview

Server Name:	Chromatica SMP
Version:	Vault Hunters Version 3
Start Date:	February 2024
Server Features:	– Server-wide farms– Worldspawn area with shops– Additional mods for quality of life

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join Chromatica SMP?

To join Chromatica SMP, please join our Discord server at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq to obtain the IP address and login details.

2. What is the goal of the Vault Hunters modpack?

The goal of Vault Hunters is to collect 25 unique artifacts to unlock the final vault and complete it without dying to beat the game.

3. What additional mods are available on Chromatica SMP?

Additional mods such as Easier Sleeping, Quick Leaf Decay, and TP Master have been added for quality of life improvements.

4. Is there a transportation hub on the server?

Yes, the server includes a transportation hub for player use in the worldspawn area.

5. How can I contact Chromatica SMP staff for questions?

You can contact the staff via our Discord server. Join at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0 VS Hypixel

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Server	Hypixel	CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
Language	English	Spanish
Community Size	One of the largest Minecraft servers, with millions of players	Smaller community, but growing with a focus on Spanish-speaking players
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of popular game modes	May have fewer game modes, but may have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
Ping	Generally has low ping and smooth gameplay due to server size and resources	Ping may vary based on server location and resources, depending on the size of the community
Support	Provides robust support and regular updates due to its large team and resources	Support may vary based on server resources and availability of the staff

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
Is the server primarily in English?	Yes	Yes
What is the size of the player community?	One of the largest in the Minecraft community	Smaller community focused on Spanish-speaking players
What game modes are offered?	Wide variety of popular game modes	May have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
How is the server’s performance in terms of ping?	Generally low ping and smooth gameplay	Ping may vary based on server location and resources
Is there strong support and updates on the server?	Robust support and regular updates due to large team and resources	Support may vary based on server resources and staff availability

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2198

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have dragons that shoot out rainbow-colored fireballs, unicorns that poop out diamonds, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. And that’s just the beginning!

Our upcoming events include a Solo Raid where you have to battle a giant chicken wearing a top hat, and a Co-Op event where you and your friends have to bake a cake while fending off zombie chefs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Crown, who comes with a free SSR (Super Silly Rabbit) that can summon a herd of dancing llamas. And don’t forget about our costume passes – dress your character in the latest fashion trends like Ms. Dangerous, Midnight Strawberry, and White Knight.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game now on Android, iOS, or PC and join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). See you there!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	142
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3

Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!

Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.

Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem

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Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!

In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

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🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5