LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9098 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Dimension Hops: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Emeralds Found: 8648
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Animals Bred: 156 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Void Gems Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Villages Defended: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 463261
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Emeralds Found: 4986

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 461 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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