Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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