Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
Void Gems Collected: 29 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Farms Harvested: 972 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Emeralds Found: 1094
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Potions Brewed: 99 Crops Grown: 9533
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 New Chunks Explored: 452581
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8264 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Magic Items Found: 6915
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 92
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Animals Bred: 162
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2778

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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