Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Potions Brewed: 195
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Potions Brewed: 42 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5900
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1728 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 106276

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5933 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Villages Defended: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Star Shards Collected: 279 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Farms Harvested: 239 Enchantments Applied: 189
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Love Letters Sent: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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