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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2369	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ZombiEra Official

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	9231	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Join PokeSMP for an exciting blend of Minecraft and Pokémon. Capture and battle Cobblemon in this unique server, offering a dynamic fusion of two iconic gaming worlds. Engage in strategic gameplay and explore the captivating synergy on PokeSMP, where Minecraft and Pokémon enthusiasts come together for an immersive and enjoyable experience.Server Wiki: https://wiki.pokesmp.netNote: The server is a modded server that requires Cobblemon and Forge installed in order to play. Players can easily install and play through our Modpacks @ CurseForge & Modrinth

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6101

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Farms Harvested:	832	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1542	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.